Jokes and Animals

Maverick:
While walking to the backyard where 5 of his friends were finishing their PB&Js, Maverick casually asks:
"Has anybody got any good jokes?"
There is a quiet lull and then Maverick says loudly,
"Underpants!"
And all the friends started to laugh.
Good one, Mavy.

Ainsley:
Me: Ainsley, what does a horse say?
Ainsley: Neigh.
Me: What does a sheep say?
Ainsley: Baa-Baa!
Me: What does a monkey say?
Ainsley: Ooh-ooh-ahh-ahh!
Me: What does a doggie say?
Ainsley: Ruff, ruff
Me: What does a kitty cat say?
Ainsley: Meow
Me: Ainsley, what does a mouse say?
Ainsley: It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, come inside, it's fun inside!

Apparently the only mouse that she knows is named Mickey...technically he does talk.
She really did sing the theme song for "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse"

Ainsley:
During our family prayer while it was her turn...
"I'm tankul fo da riptures."